Police are currently searching for a Las Vegas resident who showed up at one of the local mosques and put bacon all over the door handles. Sadly, this story has garnered national attention because of the media’s obsession with things that offend people, and when Muslims become offended at something, it doesn’t take long for the federal government to get involved.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has classified what logical people would call a harmless prank as a hate crime and are now looking to prosecute the individual responsible for committing it. That might sound crazy, but to Muslims, it’s blasphemous to touch or eat pork products. However, they didn’t seem to have problems removing the bacon from the doorhandles. You can watch it all take place in the videos below, as security cameras catch it all on tape on the next page.
LOL! Baconizing a criminal act? too fiunny
How is bacon a hate crime, I should ask the FBI to look into c**p crimes because of my neighbors dog taking a c**p on my lawn
hillary clinton did it! wheres my 5000$ ?
If this is a hate bacon crime, the case is already solved, The muslims HATE BACON.
I bet if someone desectated a Catholic church there would be no hue ad cry, but because the president is a muzzie its all a dither
lol+
Dear FBI: I know who The Baconator is, and have him under surveillance even now. Little does this hate crime practitioner know, I’ve already obtained his hate crime stash and am putting it to use, per the attached photo. Sorry, but said stash allowed to go uncooked might have inadvertently infected a peaceful Muslim with trichinosis. You gotta do what you gotta do. Where may I obtain my $5,000?
Dear FBI: Update !! The perp, who goes by the name Bacon Boy, has contacted me and has agreed to meet so that I may return his hate crime Farmer John arsenal. I’ve agreed to return the unmarked strips at the La Brea Tar Pits soon, at 2:30 am. While Bacon Boy is a minor he is a wily one, and may pose a challenge. Be forewarned and be prepared with all anti porcine weapons at your disposal. Be there, and please, don’t forget my $5,000. Thanks !
i’ll 5grand to have it done again
Omg no one is turning this dude……more people secretly think he’s a hero!!