Imagine the global nightmare of a volcanic eruption 1,000 times greater than Mt. Helens turning the North American continent into an endless winter. Yes, eternal cold and snow are what global warming is all about…just ask the “Experts.” The ginormous volcano eruption would cover a thousand square miles around Yellowstone National Park with a foot-deep layer of molten ash. A haze would drop over the United States, causing temperatures to plummet.
Those cheerful experts from the local university or the U.S. Geological Survey, who always remain anonymous, are again attempting to justify their continued existence in the media by issuing their tired tirade of Eternal Nuclear Winter via the eruption of the supervolcano lurking under Yellowstone National Park.
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That’s okay, we can afford to lose some people
God created it, and he also controls everything. His will be done.
Hahaha.. If that goes, 90,000 will be a drop in the bucket.
So? Everyone thank is falling this fear mongering can just move to Minnesota and Michigan where they will be safe. Otherwise don’t worry about something you can’t control.
One can only wonder how the swamp rats in DC will try to use this to their advantage.
See al gore ! Told you global warming was nothing to worry about ! Dumbass, this will kill us all first. (What else can the “sky is falling” crowd come up with ?)
MORE than tat probably.
And they don’t even mention the number of people who will get bit by the unicorns that day…very dangerous stuff!
I hope it cuts volcanic paths to Sacramento, LA, Dearborn Michigan, and Portland Oregon.
This is maybe the 20th time I’ve seen this same thing on this same page. Change your page name to “The Enquirer”