Um, I guess the good news in all of this for some reckless men is that liberal Texas feminist has never heard of condoms. For the rest of the sane world, the allegations that women aren’t that smart might be true if our entire gender is judged by the words coming out of feminist mouths. They just can’t swallow back their stupidity. Not like that comes as any surprise though.
Okay. This one’s a doozy. Sit down. Take it easy. Whatever you got in your hand, put it down unless you’re reading this on mobile. Then definitely keep one hand busy and keep reading. It will be worth it. And that is the one thing I never joke about.
Masturbating. Men. It’s why abortion happens. I pray to God those 3 sentences don’t make sense to anyone reading. But, nonetheless, yeah, apparently that’s relevant to the topic of Abortion. Or is it?
Liberal feminist has been campaigning to make it illegal for men to masturbate or ejaculate anywhere except in a women’s vagina. Which also seems to imply a get out of jail free card for another ever so tightly guarded destination neighboring that prior mentioned feminine oasis.
Or is somebody just not feeling very body positive? Which is sad. Very sad! Really, ladies. Jealous much. Of a hand? Last I checked women aspired to have the toned but busty curves of a classic Hollywood star meets Playboy Bunny covered in a dash of wholesome goodness? But for Liberal feminist, the closest competition is a hairy male hand. Goodness. In a completely different sort of way.
Again this isn’t a joke, a Dem Texas Rep introduced a bill requiring men to be sodomized, fined for masturbating and a whole other giant load of pettiness guaranteed to end up erupting right back in their faces. It’s all on the next page. Read it. You can’t make this level of liberal stupidity up! And if a bill like this ever found it’s way in a predominantly female house you better be sure it’d pass… this is a very real possibility we’re talking about.
And call it male abortion. Crazy doesn’t go far enough
Got control of every man’s wallet. Now they want control of all$#%&!@*n balls. Lol fuk u bitch
What a moron, a complete waste of time and money. You’re telling me that there is nothing more important than men masterbating in Texas?!
Democrats wonder why they lose election
Well! You’ll just have to take that up with Josylyn Elders, Billy Bob Clinton’s Secretary of Health and Human Services! She should’ve taught Billy Bob to beat his meat to keep him out of trouble!
Just think of Pelosi…!
WE DO NOT NEED MORE LAWS.
Fucking idiot liberal fucktard bitch
See retarded politicians like this need kicked out of office for stupidity because it’s obvious she is not of sound mind to hold that position
ALL THE LAWS WE NEED ARE IN ONE BOOK, THE BIBLE. CHECK IT OUT.