Dem Texas Rep Introduces Ban on Men Masterbating and Viagra Prescriptions

Um, I guess the good news in all of this for some reckless men is that liberal Texas feminist has never heard of condoms. For the rest of the sane world, the allegations that women aren’t that smart might be true if our entire gender is judged by the words coming out of feminist mouths. They just can’t swallow back their stupidity. Not like that comes as any surprise though.

Okay. This one’s a doozy. Sit down. Take it easy. Whatever you got in your hand, put it down unless you’re reading this on mobile. Then definitely keep one hand busy and keep reading. It will be worth it. And that is the one thing I never joke about.

Masturbating. Men. It’s why abortion happens. I pray to God those 3 sentences don’t make sense to anyone reading. But, nonetheless, yeah, apparently that’s relevant to the topic of Abortion. Or is it?

Liberal feminist has been campaigning to make it illegal for men to masturbate or ejaculate anywhere except in a women’s vagina. Which also seems to imply a get out of jail free card for another ever so tightly guarded destination neighboring that prior mentioned feminine oasis.

Or is somebody just not feeling very body positive? Which is sad. Very sad! Really, ladies. Jealous much. Of a hand? Last I checked women aspired to have the toned but busty curves of a classic Hollywood star meets Playboy Bunny covered in a dash of wholesome goodness? But for Liberal feminist, the closest competition is a hairy male hand. Goodness. In a completely different sort of way.

Again this isn’t a joke, a Dem Texas Rep introduced a bill requiring men to be sodomized, fined for masturbating and a whole other giant load of pettiness guaranteed to end up erupting right back in their faces. It’s all on the next page. Read it. You can’t make this level of liberal stupidity up! And if a bill like this ever found it’s way in a predominantly female house you better be sure it’d pass… this is a very real possibility we’re talking about.

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