Late night TV programming has long been a way for politicians to shed their serious facade and show Americans the lighter sides of their personality. Ted Cruz obviously knows this, as he booked himself a spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to try to brighten his often unappealingly austere persona.
He did so by joking about killing Donald Trump.
Yeah, apparently Ted Cruz’s idea of a lighthearted joke is a hearty dose of vehicular manslaughter — not exactly well thought-out PR for a man constantly battling Internet rumors that he is the Zodiac Killer.
Still, Donald Trump is just about the only public figure about you can joke about killing on national television and get away with it. Heck, at this point it seems as if the mainstream media is practically begging for it. Anything that vilifies Trump is headline worthy to the folks at CNN.
To see Ted Cruz’s failed attempt at lighthearted humor, continue reading on the next page:
T**D
nothing but scum, the jokes on him, he’ll find out
He should be arrested for this. today when you say that you want to kill someone it is serious and not taken lightly
Well, we know who you guys are for.
CRUZ IS A LYING CHEATING DIRT BAG !!!
What a jerk if Trump did half the stuff he blames him for he’d be a busy man.
Since June 16th 2015 Trump has had to fight his way through everything, media..ppl , groups and orgs…and even the GOP have been against him. His whole campaign has been on the defense!!! Could you imagine what his campaign would of been like if it was on the offence?? wow..powerful!! To give you a little perspective on the force hes been up against. George Soros…has 130+ groups plus different formats fighting 24/7 since Trump entered the race. So sad, just b/c Trump goes against Soros plan for America. Soros is for open borders like Europe..TPTA..Common-core and Obamacare. Just like Murdoch, Rove, Bush family, Cruz, Rubio, Kasich etc.. Plus we cant forget Agenda 21…if you dont know what this is..look it up…is very very important to understand. George Soros, the NWO hedge fund billionaire, is blatantly raining down millions of dollars on countless liberal organizations in the United States to hijack your freedom of choice with his Open Society Foundations. Vote Trump…he has no agenda like the others do. Trumps national poll numbers as of today are %49 of registered republican voters…now add the %20 cross over dems and %20 indy’s..Trumps true numbers that the media wont tell you is at %89 Nationally…that is why they wont tell you…they are blowing Reagan’s numbers out the window..and he will win in a landslide in the General election and crush Hillary Clinton…You have to remember in why the Senators and Congressmen dont want Trump…b/c their gravy train would be over. They make a killing off of lobbyists, special interest groups and donors…Think of it this way..for years theyre bringing home millions a year…then President Trump cleans up Washington and now theyre making their regular government salaries $180,000 a year. NOW DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY SAY “NEVER TRUMP”??!! ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY!! Trump will be the best President American has ever seen!! I cant wait to be a “proud” American again.
Phony Ted Cruz you are not a good Christian lie cheat and wish people dead
Oh get a grip quit being a wimp
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