Late night TV programming has long been a way for politicians to shed their serious facade and show Americans the lighter sides of their personality. Ted Cruz obviously knows this, as he booked himself a spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to try to brighten his often unappealingly austere persona.
He did so by joking about killing Donald Trump.
Yeah, apparently Ted Cruz’s idea of a lighthearted joke is a hearty dose of vehicular manslaughter — not exactly well thought-out PR for a man constantly battling Internet rumors that he is the Zodiac Killer.
Still, Donald Trump is just about the only public figure about you can joke about killing on national television and get away with it. Heck, at this point it seems as if the mainstream media is practically begging for it. Anything that vilifies Trump is headline worthy to the folks at CNN.
To see Ted Cruz’s failed attempt at lighthearted humor, continue reading on the next page:
REASONS TO VOTE !!! DONALD J. TRUMP
Donald J. Trump is the only candidate who can turn things around for America and should be taken seriously!!!
He loves America and Americans of ALL races.
He’ll alow the best of the best to, bring this country out of the hole this administration put it in !!
With the exception of No-bama the
President of the United States is the Chief Executive Officer of our nation.
We don’t need a policy expert or a legislator – we need someone who knows how to run an organization. Mr. Trump is the only candidate who has a proven record as a successful executive on a large scale.
He may not always say it in the most polished way, but our country has had enough suave liars. It is time for some straight forward honesty.
As President every decision he makes would be in the best interest of the country. We hear about his having business interests that filed for bankruptcy. In each case, he looked at the situation as it was, and then he cut his losses. We need someone who will look at government programs realistically and if they are failures; will end the wasteful Washington spending.
Trump has been viciously attacked by the Washington establishment and the media – and he has not budged one inch. In other words, he is willing to take charge and lead.
Negotiating is brilliant/ internationally/ unparalleled. No one builds an international business empire the size of Trump’s without being able to win at the negotiating table.
job producer/ just for the records/ most of his CEO’s are women/ yes they make more than the men !
universal interstate medical/ insurance program is very realistic/ competition.
He’s pro military & Vet’s / Seal off the boarder / build that wall
a world class military/ hardware/ hacking/ security [too good to fail].
we have a Islam problem in this nation..
SUMMARY
Like him or not, agree with him or not, it doesn’t matter. So far Trump is the only candidate who has shown that he “can up-set the apple-cart” and make things happen and he is exactly what America needs at this point !
We must not listen to the “political main stream media”. They are not going to tell you the truth! They are twisting words for their own story and agenda! There is an important choice that each voter has to make.
Not only is Donald Trump the smartest man running for the presidency of these United States. He is the only one willing to finance his campaign out of his own pocket.
Build the Trump wall! / Get rid of common core!
Eliminate Obama care! / De-Fund Planned Parenthood’s abortions!
Give Social Security people a raise!
Take care of Veterans / Cut out welfare for people that can work!
Read UN Agenda 21! / Outlaw Lobbying and all other forms of bribery!
Vote for Trump’s tax plan! / Vote for Term Limits! / Vote for a Balanced Budget!
Bring back employers who have gone abroad to escape taxes!
Ban and deport Radical Muslims! / deport illegal !! / Prosecute Hillary !
So sick of hearing he (Trump) filed bankruptcy, get a life you crybabies, every body makes mistakes !! And that bull about we need a Christian in office, and you want a politicians like Cruz and Rubi-no instead of trump, listen, a politician is not a Christian, they are criminals !! The only chance in hell we have of pulling this country out of the hole this Muslim put it in, Trump 2016 !!!
For those of you that are, die hard obanana nites !! Knowing he doubled the debt of every President before him Quadruple the price of food. Tried to stir a few race wars. Left US soldiers in Benghazzi to be slaughtered and desecrated by Muslims. Gave guns to Mexican drug lords to kill Americans and the border patrol agents. Sent the US Navy to fight for Syrian Al-Qaeda. Armed ISIS and systematically slaughter Christians throughout the Middle East. Betraid Israel. Provided financing and technology to Irans nuclear weapons program.Gave our military secrets to China. Removed our nuclear missile shield in Poland at the behest of Russia. Shriveled our military, and betrayed our veterans. Crippled our economy. Increase our debt to 20 trillion dollars. Ruined our credit, Twice.Doubled African American unemployment. Increased welfare to a record level for eight years. Signed a law making it legal to execute, and imprison Americans. Set free all of terrorists in Guantanamo bay. Stole your rights, violate US Constitutional law, or commit treason, hundreds of times.
The media is the Democratic Party. Save your culture. Stop listening to them, Trump is being ripped apart in the news, non stop. Barrack Hussein, Hillary Clinton and the criminals occupying our government, are not.
He has said NOTHING derogatory about MEXICANS …. He has said what American citizens KNOW….. This country has to close its borders to ILLEGAL Immigration!
Finally, someone who tells the truth! It’s what this country needs! Why did Cruz only become a us citizen 15 months ago? He would still be a Canadian citizen if he wernt running for President. A Texan pointed out when Cruz ran for the Senate he was pro immigration. The Texan said Cruz would not have won Texas had he been for deporting illegals… He’s a Nasty guy and he would lose to Hillary. I’m so glad Trump is going to beat him. Trump is way smarter and honest than lying Ted. Not to mention that Ted Cruz ate a booger on live tv. He stole votes from Carson in Iowa and I wouldn’t be surprised if he stole more.
Teddy, are you on the D.C. Madame telephone log. We’ll soon see
If Trump were to have said this, It would be all over the news. There would be so much bad publicity out there. But Cruz saying this, its ok. Do you see a picture here? They are out to stop Trump what ever it takes. This is very wrong.
https://youtu.be/-6Cba-ByYmo
Sick..
Unreal that anybody would actual vote for this guy.
John Wildbore it’s hard for me to believe that Obama would be in office if he declared martial law. I believe the American people would finally rise to the occasion and get him out quick. I also don’t think our own military would support Obama. Just my thoughts.
Scumbag!
I do not want this dangerous man in our goverment period, he is nuts…..!!!!!! VOTE TRUMP……!!!!
This guy is a liar and a goof do you really want him as our president ? Don’t think so. Really stop think and research his past from the beginning in Houston think you will be shocked