Technology has struck again and not in a good way. To live in the mind of a frothing-at-the-mouth Leftist right now must be a truly sad and pathetic life. Think about it for a moment.
You and I are sitting at home, thinking about the next Game of Thrones season, or what you’re going to have for dinner. You’re thinking, how the heck am I going to get to work with a drop of gas in the car, or are the Pittsburg Penguins going to win the Stanley Cup in a sweep (okay, maybe YOU’RE not wondering that, but I am).
That’s our lives. Mundane everyday questions to answer the mundane everyday obstacles or musings.
Now, to live in the mind of a raging, out-of-control, salivating Liberal? Yikes.
Their entire existence is wrapped around the total and absolute complete destruction of Donald Trump at all costs…dead or alive! They live moment to moment wondering if he’ll suddenly develop a coronary and keel over. And it’s not just the Libs, which makes this whole really dismal scenario for them even more hilarious. The Establishmentariat is suffering under delusional Trump syndrome as well. George Will, Bill Kristol and Jennifer Rubin can’t eat a bagel with lox without the orange color of the fish sending them into a spasmodic fit of White rage, forcing them to stumble toward their laptops in a zombielike frenzy in order to hunt-and-peck out another scathing assessment of Trump’s firing of a skunk in the Ministry of Magic (FBI…because they make things vanish).
Either you’re a Leftist, Socialist, Communist, Fascist, Liberal, Progressive (all synonymous, by the way) upper-crust, snotty, elitist who can’t run their industrial empire without some sort of poke at Trump on the labels of their products in protest to closed borders, deportation, or global warming-deniers, or you’re a LSCFLP lower-crust, snotty, know-it-all student who can’t view a “Make America Great Again” cap without falling into epileptic seizure and screaming at the top of your lungs, “Where’s my free tuition, Bee-otches!”
Then, there are the mainstream news agencies…let’s just refer to them as the Dissociative Press, because they are indeed 100% detached from reality and 1000% certifiably insane. I’m pretty sure that the last time I saw a photo of Maureen Dowd, it was her eating the Kathy Griffin-Trump head between two toasted English muffins…with non-dairy tofu cheese!
So what’s really up with “covfefe?” Well, we have a couple of explanations and a theory! Keep reading for the answers to the greatest mystery of…well, of yesterday.
Hell Yeah !! Your awesome Trump !!
NOT BIBLICALLY FOUNDED!
Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel. http://www.snopes.com/covfefe-arabic-antediluvian/
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Bonnie Cardona Stockton: Ha, that is awesome!
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Barbara Plunkett Turner: Bonnie Cardona Stockton Some moron previously asked me if “do you do standup?” He’s been blocked. Along with about 5,000 other morons on here.
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Fucking genius!!
Jealous Much,or is it that your Free Stuff has come to an end?
Chuck Burkett… That’s a completely stupid comment. What’s there to be jealous of? Also, what free stuff have I been getting that’s coming to an end? I don’t mind people criticizing my posts but at least have something smart to say.
Thank you Mr President. You did it again. Please keep driving the left crazy. Man I’m lovin it.
Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.
everything you think to be true. is ending.
and this part of history will be reviled. when apes ruled.
I will stand up….. cofveve