You may or may not remember a man named Donny Deutsche. He’s a fellow New Yorker who at times slithers into the MSNBC studios to belch some inane opinion about [name a Right-wing policy or agenda item] and wait for Mika and Joe to pat him on the head and throw him some table scraps.
Then there’s Mark Cuban, a self-made millionaire who lives in California because of his affinity with pretty surfer boys and girls and a penchant for beach volleyball, but is actually from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, even though he talks tough like he’s from Philly. He’s just a bit confused, I guess, what with having started out as a Disco dance instructor and party planner.
Finally, there’s Anthony Bourdain, famous traveling chef who talks like DeNiro, but looks better in a dress than the aging faux-gangsta. With his own show on CNN called Parts Unknown, the loud-mouthed and ill-mannered cook from Leonia, New Jersey, situated in the heart of the land of girls with big hair and old men with gold chains.
What do these three men have in common?
Trump Envy!
In fact, Bourdain, in a TMZ self-aggrandizing interview recently, let everyone know that the Jersey Boy would most certainly have served poison to the president if he had the opportunity to kill our Commander-In-Chief! Turn to the following page for details!
RIGHT.
Just another horses$#%&!@* He should be ashamed of himself. Weather you like the president or not you don’t go around saying you want killed the President of United States.
Moochs garbage chef.
yep, that’s why he eats fast food!!
Hey horse face- stfu! You suck!
Where is the FBI on this dude no more of his stupid show.
Dear Hollywood celebrities, You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the c**p out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it. You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance. I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again. I don’t care that you don’t like Mr.Trump. But I bet you looked cute saying it. Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny. And I’m also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha. Please don’t forget to close the door behind you. We’d like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here. Make me laugh, or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, shut your pie hole and dance!
Anthony burden is a fucking drunk anyhow hope he gets alcohol poisoning LOL
Anthony Bourdain is a fucking drunk anyhow maybe he’ll get fucking alcohol poisoning and die LOL
Once a heroin addict … ALWAYS a heroin addict.