There’s nothing like being in the right place at the right time . . . or in the case of Chelsea Clinton, being in born into the right family at the right time. In fact, she might be the very first person to ever launch a career off of being the first daughter. I guess it runs in the family, though. Just like how Hillary climbed the political ladder in the wake of her husband’s achievements, Chelsea climbed the fame ladder in the wake of her mother’s two attempts at securing the POTUS.
Now Chelsea is being honored for a far greater achievement. The only problem is, nobody really knows that achievement is. Though, it seems to merit a potentially prestigious award.
Find out what the award is for on the next page.
WTF For?
And the award for who’s mom is the biggest$#%&!@*goes to…….
Must be a “liberal achievement award”. Also known as a participation trophy!
This is a certificate that you PARTICIPATED in existence. Congratulations. You have SUCCEEDED in living (or at least surviving). As a token of humanity’s appreciation , you will receive a tombstone if you are lucky enough to have been born anywhere other than the Middle East. Unfortunately, most Middle Eastern cultures don’t believe women have souls so they are generally buried in the sand in unmarked graves like the herd animals are. Also, unfortunately, Chelsea Clinton and her mother may be proof of the Middle Eastern mindset about women not having souls. Recommendation: Be grateful for having actually accomplished faith, family, and the ability to think above the level of a rock–they are treasures that will provide you with a sense of personal fulfillment no tin trinket or piece of parchment will ever be able to give to an idiot who was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and a senator’s child’s sense of entitlement for having popped out of a womb into a society which firmly believes that if you tell an axle brained moron that she is worthy of contributing to existence often enough, she will believe it…at the expense of all those who genuinely do have something to contribute. There it is…you have now been awarded your trophy of invisibility. Kudos. And have a nice day.
Who cares..
What a joke. Get on the TRUMP TRAIN
WTF????????????????
I nominated her for the “Fugly Award” and “Suck the Life out of Haiti Award”.
Lock her$#%&!@*up too!
so what has she finally achieved that was worth anything????