The name California literally translates from the Spanish meaning “hot land.” There are, of course, many lands on the Earth that are hot; in fact, many are much hotter than California. In thinking about all the various issues upon which the California Liberals stand, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that there is one “hot land” that probably denotes the literal meaning of our current state of California and while it’s not very sunny, there’s a guy that runs the place who, like many Leftist Californians, believes that anything goes and being bad feels real good.
I’m talking about Hell and although Progressives might not necessarily view California as the Pit, the Abyss where Satan chooses to torture people for eternity, there are certainly a lot of other Americans who do. California legislators like to look at themselves as “forward-thinking,” as “free-thinking,” or as “open-minded.” Of course, the only problem with that assessment is that their forward-thinking only refers to how long it’ll be before all illegals can vote, their free-thinking is only as long as you’re a f**king a**hole White Conservative or Republican, and their open-mindedness refers to all things that are considered to be in bad taste, perverted, demented, incestuous, or otherworldly.
If you happen to fall into any of those categories and you’re just “dandy” with it, you may wish to stop reading HERE.
The best thing that could happen to the United States right now would be to allow California to actually secede from the nation and, instead, invest in Puerto Rico as the 50th State. That way, we a) don’t have to bail out California when it finally caves in on itself under its avalanche of debt, b) don’t have to listen to any more of their inane pseudo-sciences, c) don’t have to pay for anymore of the students at Berkeley or UCLA, d) lose Maxine Waters, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Brown and all of Hollywood in one fell swoop, and e) won’t have to even change the American flag (they’ll still be 50 states!)
California has once again proven its stupidity by attempting to look intelligent and far superior to us mere mortals in the rest of the country by expanding its state employee travel ban to another three states. Read the following page to find out what other states have been banned and why…
Hasn’t that fault line given out yet
Nature is handling Calif. the earth is speaking to them. Get out before it to late.
Does California have a death wish ?
All politicians need to go pick their grapes and oranges to pay for their mansion roofs they living under. Better yet tell your Muslim friends to reimburse all the freebies u generously gave to them. POLITICIAN YOUR HEADS GOT TO BIG, the cow got abused, so she left for better pasture. Anybody out of CALIF. Gladly will stay out, we breathe better air, outside of Calif. Government Politicians, biting the hands of a taxpayers. How sick is that.
If it was not for the weather and ocean nobody would be in California. That’s all they got.
Can’t you just see California going it on their own. No hand outs from the USA. Build a wall around it and require passports to enter our country. No planes can fly over our air space and water that they now steal from us would be cut off. Of course you could start taxing the so called Hollywood elite. This is to funny.
Joke
Add North Dakota also to the ban. Please and thank you,
Terminate all gas, oil and such to them since they have such stringent air pollution limits. We would be actually helping them. Too, we could ban all movie imports and buy all of our produce from Mexico and South America. Having said that – I seriously doubt California would ever leave.
KY’s law that is offending them is the Charlie Brown Law which takes effect on June 29th 2017. It stems from a school that put on the Charlie Brown Christmas play and in it Linus has the speech in which he quotes Luke 2, scripture on Jesus’ birth. The school was threatened with a lawsuit if it didn’t remove it. It did. So now the Charlie Brown Law is to protect the religious rights of students and protect them from lawsuits of this nature. California can keep to itself–we don’t need you,