The California legislature passed a resolution last week demanding the President apologize for violating their code of ethics. In other words, for not being a Deep State operative. Below is the letter written in response to the idiocracy spewing out of the California state government. Because, seriously, they had nothing better to do with their time all summer then demand an apology from President Trump for being their president?!
CA State Senate and Assembly
September 19th, 2017
Dear “Leaders of the Resistance”
On the unsolicited behalf of the President, I am writing to respond to the recent passing of your resolution that “requires” the President to formally apologize for living in the White House and beating Hillary Clinton.
Despite the firm assurance that taxpayers are actually paying you to see to the needs of your districts, I must commend your ability to focus on what really matters to the Democratic Party.
Your signature accomplishment this session that I am referencing in this letter, the large string of bills and resolutions passed by your Democratic-controlled legislature, is as mind-blowing as Maxine Waters signature weave (that she did NOT steal from James Brown).
Everybody can hate their president. But, it takes real “leaders of the resistance” such as yourself to “symbolically” stand-up to the President and demand the President say sorry for hurting your feelings.
Continue to the next page to learn everything you need to know about this “symbolic” ORDER by the CA legislature demanding President Trump apologize on the next page.
The letter is hilarious, great stuff through and through! We are only missing why it was written: California Dems Passed A Resolution Demanding Trump Apologize For Presidency
There is no indication of this resolution, or at least not in a way that will not go over people’s heads.
Can you somehow make it very obvious for people what this letter is about?
I thought it was funny topic too lol Yeah, sometimes I’m torn between writing something I happen to find funny or ‘good writing’ and thinking about mass audience reception, and to be the clear the later is absolutely 100% the main goal! Hopefully a little better – with the disclaimer up top. If not just send back or if want I can scrap the whole thing and go the conventional route – which I am of course happy to do if need be 🙂 Sorry for the extra time on your end with editing!
perfect
Yea whatever!
You first, California. Apologize for existing.
63 million Americans say he don’t have to apologize for a damn thing
People in hell passed a resolution demanding ice water! They can wait for it with the California Dems!
Silly idiots!
Ain’t gonnahappen
They are all idiots