California Dems Pass Resolution Demanding Trump Apologize for Presidency

Dear “Leaders of the Resistance” Cont.

Putting your dislike of the President on to official state taxpayer-funded paper with fancy seals on them really helps you bond with working class folks.

But as an unsolicited MAGA representative on behalf of the President, let me show you the errors of your ways.

The things I am about to point out to you are stupid, I believe the words shared below in italics were put forth by you. Coincidence? Russia?

In light of what we know about the reported Trump connections to Russia, I would not put it past Russian operatives to have hacked your brains then sold the data to aliens living on Mars. Both equally viable theories.

Consequently, I fear I can’t apologize for the harshness in which I will be compelled to intercede on behalf of constituents in your districts.

If Susan Rice had no choice in “unmasking” individuals for the sake of National Security, I can’t hold back and risk an alien invasion that might “catch me by surprise”. You understand, of course, it’s Obama country I hear.

The governing body will ask the president “to publicly apologize to all Americans for his racist and bigoted behavior,” according to the resolution. Democrats also attempted to force the president to release his full tax returns, in addition to approving a measure that legally supports sanctuary cities that refuse to cooperate with federal immigration authorities.

Shh, I won’t tell. How much do you love Barack Hussein Obama? It’s California, not like a baker won’t make you cupcakes. That would be a better idea than “symbolically” trying to bend over as far as you’ll get accustomed to with the Obama administration.

That is a picture of a “symbolic” mic drop. Yeah. Note how big the hands are too.

Because, do you even hear yourself speak?

“The issue of resistance is beyond the symbolism, California Senate President Pro Tempore Kevin de León said in a public statement after the voting. “There’s real lives at stake … and I think that a lot of other municipalities, as well as other states, are looking towards California … to be the leader of this resistance.”

“The state of California is attempting to codify a commitment to returning criminal aliens back onto our streets, which undermines public safety, national security, and law enforcement,” Department of Justice spokesman Devin O’Malley* told Politico.

*reasonable commentator talking

No. It’s just “symbolic”. Nothing more, nothing less. Furthermore, President Trump, to the best of my knowledge, is committed to being a man, a leader, and standing up straight. As such, he is unable to “commit to returning criminal aliens back onto our streets”, and he’s not about to apologize to you about it. M’kay?

Yours truly,

The person who wrote this letter

PS. You sound like a creepy stalker who keeps telling the police “no she loves me she just doesn’t know it yet” when you talk about how you feel everyone wants you to be the “leaders of the resistance”. If people wanted you to be the leader, I’d be sitting here today writing a response to the letter THE PEOPLE had written begging you to lead.

Source: The Daily Caller