California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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A real bunch of idiots!!
If they will bottle them, they can sell them to a third world country, oh they already are mexico
If any state should leave the USA it should be california. They are all nuts!!!!
What a great job opportunity for liberals………………cow fart monitor.
I heard they now want to ban bean burritos…word!
Try the device on the governor first and see if it works,
NO NOT IN OTHER STATES PLEASE.
Only California libs
How dumb must one be to think this stuff up?
Here’s an idea California stick your head up a cow’s ass