California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Suggest that since there are more people than cows in California, that they put these devices on people to monitor the gases that release.
Only in California. ..
they putting automatis fart ignitors on cows
now we know that the dumbest race of people in america live in california
This is their priority scene for you . With all the unrest and crime in the streets , they decide to catch farts and paint them blue .And this state thinks it can secede and be it’s own country ! Just think how safe it would be with them guarding our west coast .
That’s Cali for ya!
Lets deport all of that state there worthless anyway
A British Research group determined that breating and/or smelling ‘Farts’ slows down Dementia. Califirnia proved it doesn’t !
They are going to install “Cattle”litic converters up each cow’s$#%&!@*!
Perfect //// California, the Cow fart epicenter.