California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Idiotic like who can control cow farts? Next thing they will say is that Liberals never fart
Embarrassed to admit I live here except I’m not a Liberal and I’m originally from Iowa and grew up on a Dairy Farm actually
YA THERE GOING TO PUT BRONWS MOUTH ON THE OTHER END OF A COW < WE ALWAYS NEW BROWN WAS FULL OF HOT AIR.
LOL LOL LOL LOL CALIFORNIA’S A BUNCH OF MORONS HELLO STUCK ON STUPID LOL
ooohh boy, they gots some gooood drugs out there in dreamland….
Now here is an endeavor the Californians can handle. If there is anyone who knows more about blowing hot air than they do then let us know who.
Great deal that should add about 15 to 20% to dairy products produced in California in which Mid West Dairy farmers can sell them goods cheaper. Everybody farts in the Mid West.
I’d really enjoy seeing GOV. Moonbeam and Pelosi standing around in a cow pasture !
They’re so full of s*** and hot air it’s most likely their own selves in their wickedness they’re smelling. What will they come up with next?
THE PEOPLE IT CAME UP WITH THIS SHOULD DO BETTER THINGS THEN THINKING OF FARTS IN THE WIND. THE PEOPLE IT RUNS THAT STATE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN SOMETHING. ( TO MUCH DOPE ??? )