California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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this is the most idiot thing i have ever heard of.. next thing you know they will have all of us wired with some kind of something that will measure human thingys… just as reasonable as badgering the poor cows… and just another way to get another illegal taxes going..sometimes i can’t help but wonder what some of the IQ;s are that go where most have more sense than to go… just dumb , maybe.
Dumb$#%&!@*Californians !
Only the nuts in California!!!!
Stupid how do they know cows are doing that are they following them around and sniffing??
Who is going to monitor these.
I hope Dairy Farmers either quit farming in California or they move. Those devices they wanna put on cows will rub raw spots on cows,making sores,and then they’ll get infected,and the story goes on
They must be huffing the mehhane. Now they want too harvest it …..
“cow farts with specialized weapons” haha I love how they dumb it down for yall haha BRILLIANT!
Yup,you will only be able to$#%&!@*and wipe your$#%&!@*once a week in California. ..That ll be next
They plug them up with a lib