California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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I always thought something was wrong with the group of people they need to be fed X lax let them waste away
Old MacDonald Had a Farm EIEIO. With a cow fart hear a cow fart there everywhere a cow fart. EIEIO.
Are they going to kill their hamburgers???
Rumor has it that Jerry Brown has been refining his respiratory skills in advance of personally sniffing cow asses throughout California’s farms and ranches. Understandably, his nostrils are now permanently brown and his love life in free fall.
Yup only California would be so smart to act so stupid sn it shows by the people they elect you California people. Can say all you want but you elect these nut jobs an it reflects on the whole state just like mccain he reflects his voters dam sad
There goes the price of T-Bones now !
Leave it to moonbeam and the other liberals in California. We need Trey to investigate California’s criminalistic politicos.
California is a place where Brain cells die off. Good bye to CA. dairies. The will relocate and pay taxes where they are wanted. Other Farms like silage and alfalfa lose out too, then food workers, service workers. byebye Commifornia.
Jerry Brown should have to suck them out of their asses.!
California – THE LAND OF THE FRUITS & NUTS!