California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Next human farts tax lol
Apparently, when lawmakers have their head up their$#%&!@* they become obsessed with farts…
Yeah specialized weapons. Ha ha ha. A million dollar cork. Ha ha ha. What a bunch of$#%&!@* LMAO
That is just not true. Moonbeam is still the governor.
Ban cows NOW before everyone dies a fiery death, aaaaaaaàa!
Put little igniters on their asses to burn it off!
That why Ca is called the land of fruits, nuts, and moonbats.
Well that’s CA for you, so, empty headed.
California…home of fruits and nuts.
Californians are the most stupid people in the nation. Why on earth do they continue to support and vote democratic Marxist rule is is just plain idiotic.