California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Thank God. farts and gas is annoying but before cleaning up the cow( and bull$#%&!@* eliminate the a holes I California spewing more gas than any bovine. Like Pelosi , Fienstein and Waters. A LA Times reported once said the last time he saw 3 women like that together was over a cauldron in Macbeth
odummer will regulate the farts by smelling them.
When you look at the things happening in CA and who is running things. It’s totally logical. What I mean is Jerry Brown, Nancy Pelosi,Feinstein etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc the same time as before
GOOFY
Brown needs to go
Glad it ain’t human
That POS Jerry Brown has nothing better to do I guess.
So, they killed them for meat, and now their right to bodily functions
The weapons are , Pelosi , Fienstein , Boxer Janet , can run behind them & sniff up the gas . End of pollution problem .
Do you have to be a CERTIFIED Fart Counter. ..