California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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I think these liberals will never stop making me laugh. That must be why they were created.
Cows to be equipped with methane afterburners, state to increase sales tax to 15 percent, asking for federal grants and matching funds, as costs will exceed estimates by 600 percent, as usual. Special alert sent to border states to be alert for cows doing about Mach three, with tails on fire. Please return to California, governor brown will cover shipping costs.(if cow too badly burned, enjoy!).
So……California! So …..unconnected.
Blatant animal abuse.
You can’t make this$#%&!@*up! How oblivious do you have to be to even SAY something this stupid?
THEN…what level of insane are we talking, that OTHER morons actually think it’s a good idea?! ROFLMAO!!!!!
Another reason to move from this Lunatic Fringe California I’ve lived here all my life time to pack up my bags and go
As big as earth is and they are targeting cow farts. What a bunch of stupid c**p. Where do these idiots come from?
Here we go cow farts dam show you how dumb they really are
Loonies running the state
Just give them Beano before you feed them, not that complicated and its sold over the counter at many pharmacies.