California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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As if nuclear weapons weren’t bad enough, I just knew that someday they would weaponize COW FARTS!
the dairy business is going to dissapear in calif, and a lot of people are going to be our of work but that is what the democrats are a specialist at is destroying jobs.
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How is it possible that someone in his right mind can come up with such stupidity?? This peoples are smoking$#%&!@*no doubt, after all they make me laugh, jajajaja, assholes…
Lunatics!! There’s more flatulance in DC than there is in California pastures.