California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Why don’t they just put a few demacraps out there to catch them.
the state here in Ca. is bankrupt, people are out of work, there is a water shortage and that commie clown jerry brown is worried about cow fartts you see where his mind is.
Next they will be after your farts
Only in California
Now that’s the way to get jerry brown to shut his mouth!
California is like a bowl of cereal, what aint nuts is fruits and flakes.
The average healthy human puts out 17 ounces of gas daily.
Common sense in California, is different then other states.
Absolutely Must be the real cause of GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!
They are Waging War on BEEF !