California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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time for a stupid people filter change unreal
Give new world order more bacon, ham and pork.
Is your own Governor playing with a full deck ? Or maybe he’s just looking for something to fill up his time. What ever it is, if I was living in California, I would be voting for someone with more common sense, and intelligence, next voting term.
now that is how dumb the liberals are a bunch of fart smelers
JERRY BROWN BUTT CORKS.
CALIFORNIA HAS TO BE FULL OF MORONS AND IDIOTS….
OK what kind of idiots live out there . Anyone who ever has been around livestock knows this is utterly(underlly) ridiculous.
Utterly insane !
I say they should stick a hose up each cow’s$#%&!@*and pipe the gas to Sacramento to add to the smell of b******t that comes out of the legislature there.
Y’all bunch of idiots aren’t you how in the hell are you going to stop cows from farting you all must have done lost your minds that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of is old as I am I’ve heard it all now