California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Poor cows
THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN…
Hahahaha
Poor cows nothing else to do!
No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart.
I THING WE NEED A NEW GOVERMENT AGENCY AND CALL THEM THE FART POLICE
Bull this it’s stupid guess they don’t think everything they crawl in their jets and fly that they doing worse then any cow will every do
With all the Refried beans eaten in California maybe they should start regulating human asses.
I’ve heard for years that California is the land of fruits and nuts, and this just proves it.
The libtards will milk this for all it’s worth.