Do you remember those films that often featured a crazy character standing on a street corner with a cross around their neck telling people that they’re going the hell for doing one thing or another? Quentin Tarantino’s part in Little Nicky is a good example. Well that’s one example of taking a stereotype to an extreme. If you were to keep that stereotype but switch religions to one of the bacon-fearing sort, you might hit home a little harder than you’d expect.
For such a massive religion, many Islamic preachers certainly have some strange and certainly outlandish beliefs. If you don’t believe that statement, recall Mucahid Cihad Han, the Muslim televangelist from Turkey who said that men who masturbate will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife. If that’s the case, there will certainly be a lot of expectant fathers on the other side of the veil. However, the oddities don’t stop there. Now, urinals are under fire.
Find out why and how on the next page.
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ISIS = I$#%&!@*In Sand.
How do these guys pee? Squat?
YES! In their County, the squat in the bushes or if there is a bathroom, there is a hole in the ground. I
They want us cant about like horses pissing in the streets and everywhere else so our world will begin to stink like theirs….!
They want us to cant-about like wild horses pissing every-which-where like they do so our country will become as rank-smelling as theirs…
YES! In their country, the squat in bushes. If there is a bathroom, there is a hole in the floor.