California is once again looking to dismantle and destroy one of the only money producing industries left in the state. If you’ll recall back in September when Jerry Brown signed a bill that seeks to regulate cow farts, and now his plans have finally gone into motion. According to statistics that may or may not be true, cows and other livestock are the leading cause of greenhouse gasses.
What this basically means is that the mystery of “global warming” has been solved! The cause is cow farts! Flatulence is destroying the world. Anybody who placed a bet on farts should collect now.
According to Ryan McCarthy, a science advisor for the California Air Resources Board, which drawing up rules to for implementing this new law, stopping the emissions of methane can stop global warming. As expected, farmers aren’t taking too kindly to the news, seeing how it’s going to be unaffordable. Goodbye dairy industry, hello dustbowl part two!
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Hubbard Feed company has come out with a sweet feed,,,,, makes the cows smell like perfume,,, but they have to use a Califonia Looney in each batch of feed!! They wanted Nancy Pelosi to volunteer but she declined,,,, She know nothing sweet in herself!
What about California people’s farts? Oh sorry, that’s just the noise coming from their ears from empty head farts. Their’s a lot of hot air in those heads
All right who farted.
They are showing us why they need a raise and obscene pensions.
Cow Fart Regulator. Insert into cows$#%&!@*and connect fart reclaiming pump. Connect tank to collect farts. Fart gas can be used to heat liberal houses and for liberal cooking purposes.
THEY ARE STUPID
Truly a land of fruits and nuts…plus more than its share of outright idiots.
leave the poor animals alone!
More lunacy from the nutty state of California.
I’m so glad I moved out of California in 98