Liberal phallicy (fallacy) is a long and hard battle meant to make Conservatives look like d**ks because of their beliefs. However, like all liberal arguments, they become flaccid after a while and require a hard effort to keep them standing, something that Texas college students are taking to heart. This year, activists at the University of Texas have an extra item on their school supply list: pencils, paper, notebooks and let’s not forget about dildos.
Feel free to wipe whatever you spit at your computer screen after reading the word “dildos”. You read it correctly. If you’ll recall, last year, Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed Senate Bill 11, which authorized individuals to carry concealed firearms on college campuses, including classrooms and dormitories. A lawsuit to counter the bill recently failed, and now a protest is occuring.
Participants in this protest have strapped dildos to their backpacks to show that they’re an opponent of the law. Nearly 4,000 dildos were donated to campus activists by dirty sex companies all over the country.
Cocks Not Glocks, they’re all calling this absurd movement, which doesn’t really make sense.
Read what the College Democrat Coordinator had to say on the next page.
Take your$#%&!@*to south Chicago you stupid little white$#%&!@*$#%&!@*you
liberals don’t see this as a threat or risk because in their utopian world, people shouldn’t do that.
They are just fucking themselves
Dickheads, all of them!!!
Stick em where the sun don’t shine….
These punks need to be drafted into the military
OMG THOSE THINGS ARE DEADLY IN THE WRONG HANDS!
Surprised they were not demonstrating them